CASH MICHAELS
TWISTED LOYALISTS
by Cash Michaels
Well whadaya know? I guess pigs can fly!
Last week, Donald Trump actually fired one of his most shameful Cabinet officers, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, theoretically for a whole host of reasons, the least of which, beyond irresponsibly spending $220 million in taxpayer money for creating ads to promote herself and then lying about it; spending another $70 million on a luxury plane with luxury bedroom and bar; overseeing a federal agency that is killing American citizens, being called out by the courts and then refusing to take responsibility for it; and finally being publicly outed for having a rumored sexual affair with a member of her staff not her husband.
And that’s just the short list.
Noem, the former governor of South Dakota, was a mess from first breath to last. But she was a perfect example of the clownish cast of twisted loyalists Trump kept around him only because of their blind fealty. Not because any one of them had any expertise or devotion to service that was any good for this country.
And Kristi, who fancied herself as some kind of superwoman or something, shouldn’t be the only one forced to hit the bricks.
The fact that Pres. Trump reportedly took his unhinged FBI Director Kash Patel to the woodshed recently because this clown publicly acted like a drunk, beer-chugging 19-year-old in front of worldwide cameras celebrating with the USA Men’s Hockey team in their locker room after they won gold in Milan, Italy weeks ago, should tell you something.
Patel has been accused of using the FBI’s private plane as transportation for his dates with his country music singing girlfriend, in addition to inexplicably assigning FBI SWAT Team protection for her. Patel has also fired many of the best FBI agents in the agency because they previously investigated Trump, which was their assignment at one time, not a political choice.
Patel’s been a very, very loose cannon from the start, and in anyone else’s administration, would have been kicked out on his can faster than you can utter the word “unqualified.”
Patel’s extraordinarily undignified display is just the latest proof that Trump’s clown car of administration, below-standard-delinquents are dragging this country into the gutter.
And there’s plenty more where that came from.
If the explosive House Judiciary Committee hearing a few weeks ago featuring Attorney General Pam Bondi was instructive about anything, it was that when people in Trump’s Administration drink the Kool-Aid, they drink ALL of it.
I’m not going to go over just how embarrassing AG Bondi’s last appearance before the Judiciary Committee was, but after watching her performance, you had to wonder, “Why is this chick so loyal to this corrupt old con man?”What does he have on her?’
And then you take a look at Trump’s cabinet meetings. All of his Cabinet secretaries around the table are required to pay tribute to the “greatness” of Trump to his face in front of the press, and how the country is doing “better” than it ever has in history because of his leadership before they deliver their individual reports about how their respective government agency is doing.
It’s as disgusting an exhibition of self-humiliation and unyielding -ss-kissing as you’ll ever see. And yet, Trump requires this extraordinary fealty from those who serve him, either in his Cabinet, his administration or from Republican members of Congress who have been warned that if they dare think for themselves, he’ll come after them so relentlessly they’ll live to regret it.
The power that clown has over his MAGA minions is incredible, and as we’ve seen, also dangerous.
But back to AG Pamela Jo Bondi, age 60.
By most accounts, the most shameful part of that Judiciary Committee hearing last January was when Bondi refused to turn around and apologize to the victims of Jeffrey Epstein who were all there to witness her testimony about how she has completely and royally screwed up the Epstein files matter with lies and incompetence.
And I agree it was all of that and more.
But the most disgraceful thing Bondi did during her shameful performance before that committee to me was when she, in mid-sentence during one of her diatribes extolling the virtues of Donald Trump and demanding that Democrats apologize to him, suddenly and without warning, began talking about how high the Dow Jones industrial average was that day, suggesting that that was more important than why the oversight hearing was being held in the first place.
Many people felt that was funny. But when I heard it, I shuddered, because what this sick sycophant was telling members of Congress (especially Democrats) was that they should all be bowing down to and kneeling at the throne of Trump because of his “greatness.”
This woman is supposed to be our nation’s top law enforcement officer beyond the president. We pay her salary. And yet, Pam Bondi made it clear that she wasn’t at that oversight hearing to report to the American people about how she was doing her job, but to defend the legacy of a crooked, corrupt and convicted felon who has hijacked our federal government, and is exploiting the power that comes with it to serve his own ends.
The incompetent crap that has passed as loyalty to Trump from his Cabinet officers like Defense Sec. Pete Hegeseth (who I wouldn’t trust with a slingshot, let alone our armed services), HHS Sec. Robert Kennedy Jr.; administration figures like Stephen Miller, White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt, Assistant AG Todd Blanche; and of course notable administration standouts like Vice Pres. J.D. Vance, D.C. U.S. Attorney Jeanne Pirro, National Intelligence Director Tulsi Gabbard, and Treasury Sec. Scott Bessent, continues to fill volumes.
Hey, I almost forgot Sec. Of State “little” Marco Rubio, who has dutifully carried out Trump’s craven “New World Order” foreign policy, from pressuring Denmark to give up Greenland; to encouraging Ukraine to bend over for Russia; to greasing the wheels so that Gaza can be taken over and turned into some of resort community by Trump’s new Board of Peace, ignoring Palestinian rights to their own land.
What we do know about Trump’s circus of clowns is clear - their loyalty is to him, NOT to the country.
They’re a collection of unapologetic twisted loyalists. The question is why? What’s his hold over them, I ask again?
Perhaps it’s the offer of having more power than anyone has ever had before in America, perhaps in the world. Maybe they all hate Democrats and liberals so much, that’s what keeps them in line.
Or maybe it’s as simple as they’re all white supremacists, and this is closest they’ll ever come to having the authority needed to keep America from becoming a majority nation of color (good luck with that one).
Maybe it’s a bit of all of the above.
Whatever it is, Trump’s bitches brew (I’m including men in that description) has proven to be absolutely toxic for this country.
I agree with former Trump White House attorney Ty Cobb, who said recently that Hegeseth, Noem and AG Bondi should be impeached for the illegal calamity they’ve caused while in office on Trump’s behalf.
Make no mistake - Trump loves chaos and confusion, because that means the established rules are being broken, and nothing is more important to Trump than keeping the established world off balance so no one knows what he’s really up to.
That’s why he demands complete and total loyalty.
It’s also why Trump is successfully weaponizing the government, with the unfettered help of his sycophants, against people and institutions that have either previously held him to account, or stood in his way in his march towards greater power.
Pam Bondi and Pete Hegseth are just two of the many, many examples of Donald Trump’s twisted loyalists - puppets at his command who are more than willing to destroy this country in service to a demented leader whose power is beyond question for them.
And look who’s replacing Kristi Noem at DHS… former mixed martial arts fighter Republican Sen. Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma. The book on this guy is that when it comes to Trump, he’s the bootlicker’s bootlicker, which is exactly what Trump wants in such a high Cabinet officer.
Is Mullin qualified? He doesn’t even have a bachelor’s degree, let alone any experience running a major government agency!
These pitiful people aren’t going to change. That’s why we’re going to have to begin changing them come the 2026 midterms by taking back power from their crooked leader.
If you love this country, make sure you vote to take it back from the twisted people destroying it right in front of our eyes.
Like Rev. Al Sharpton recently said at Jesse Jackson’s funeral, “We’re gonna fix Trump’s tricks in ’26!”
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