MAKE HIM PAY, KAMALA
by Cash Michaels
You know, I’ve just about had it up to here with Donald Trump’s criminal disrespect of the Vice President of the United States, Kamala Harris.
According to Convicted Felon Man (no disrespect toward him, just facts), VP Harris is “as dumb as a rock” and was so “dumb” she “destroyed” both the city of San Francisco when she was district attorney, and the state of California when she was both state attorney general and U.S. senator.
Oh, I forgot. VP Harris, according to Orange Man, “didn’t pass her bar exam” to practice law. That’s his “evidence” for how “dumb” she was, and apparently still is.
So then riddle me this, MAGA-Nation. If VP Harris has always been as “dumb” as your fearless leader claims, then how was she allowed to practice law (without ultimately passing the bar) to become a prosecutor, district attorney, and state attorney general? I mean, if she’s so dumb, Harris was certainly smart enough to convince enough rich folks to financially contribute toward her campaign to win reelection to at least one of those high law enforcement offices she apparently wasn’t qualified for.
In fact, one of the rich folks she apparently conned for campaign bucks was ...Donald Trump, who wrote Harris a check for $5,000 in 2011 for her state attorney general reelection campaign, then $1,000 more to the same campaign in 2013.
Orange Man’s daughter, Ivanka, reportedly donated $2,000 to that same Harris reelection campaign as well in 2014, state records show.
So unless the California Secretary of State’s database is seriously wrong, Trump and his daughter were so impressed with this “dumb” colored California female Democrat who didn’t pass the bar exam her first time out (which is common, by the way), they allowed her to sucker them out of a combined $8,000 to help her win a statewide office she obviously wasn’t “qualified” for.
Plus, he’s now claiming to have been told nasty stuff about Harris by her former boyfriend, former San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown, during a helicopter emergency of all things, something that Brown denies ever being a part of, or saying (apparently Trump was in a helicopter emergency, but with Nate Holden, a Black former California state senator who never discussed Harris with him. In fact, Holden has now chided Mucho Racist Man for confusing him with Brown, adding that during the emergency, Trump was “as white as snow” and scared “s—tless”).
Boy, Orange Man turned “white as snow” when he thought his a— was grass? Now I believe that!!!
Add to that the Trumper’s recent attempt to claim that VP Harris has no business even running for president, because Joe Biden was forced to drop out of the presidential race by an “unconstitutional coup.”
Please adjust the volume on your poor TV set for when “Fox and Trump’s Friends” start whining incessantly about how if he loses this election, Trump has a “great” legal case because it was “unconstitutional” from the start since 2024 Democratic primary voters never cast a ballot for Kamala Harris.
(Psst…promise me you won’t tell MAGA-Make-It-Up-As-You-Go Man, that the U.S Constitution is actually silent on Pres. Biden stepping down from a reelection bid, and endorsing his vice president to replace him on the ticket, especially after primary voters have already voted for the Biden-Harris ticket to be reelected to office, with VP Harris ready to replace the president if and when needed. In short, nothing here to see or hear folks, keep moving).
Plus, Trump’s campaign is trying to call Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz a "stolen valor" fraud, despite his proud and proven 24-year military history in the National Guard, (good luck with that B.S. swiftboating), even though Trump says no one really votes for the vice presidential candidate anyway. Are you taking notes, J.D. Vance?
Now, of course the “law and order” Multi-Felon Man wants folks to know that Gov. Walz is as "liberal" as the day is long, which certainly means that the Minnesota Democrat is soft on crime, right?
Except that Walz isn't. In 2020, not trusting the local Minneapolis district attorney to fully prosecute the cops who murdered George Floyd, Walz directed the state attorney general to take charge of successfully prosecuting the case, rightfully bringing those cops to justice. Plus, during the riots that happened right after the police murder of Floyd, Walz did such an effective job of managing the National Guard in response, among those who applauded his leadership was then President...Donald Trump.
Hearing all of this, I seriously question who the “dumb” one is here.
I've colored by the numbers because it illustrates the tons of bullcrap fearful MAGA-leader will shovel just to demean someone he is vitally afraid of.
And right now, Donald Trump is mega, not MAGA, but mega-fearful of Kamala Harris and Tim Walz seriously whipping his crooked behind come November 5th. Bank on it!
He knows how sharp she is, and always has been. His past campaign contributions to her prove that. You don’t part with that kind of coin because you think a candidate is as dumb as nails. Not even a real “billionaire” does that!
No, the last thing Trump wants now is to be beaten by an opponent who wears federal panty hose and government lipstick while she talks smack. Just the thought of that drives MAGA Man up the wall.
And it should.
Second to Hillary Clinton, VP Harris has proven to be an accomplished, ambitious, and inspiring woman, and leader of substance, who carries the added distinction of being biracial. That means she represents in the finest traditions of accomplished women of color who have given of themselves to serve their country - women like Shirley Chisholm, Barbara Jordan, and yes, Sheila Jackson Lee.
Vice President Kamala Harris, the first woman of color to serve in that capacity, is making all women proud. And in doing so, she is a living symbol of what we raise our daughters to aspire to be in the now, and in the future.
A future that our country is suddenly excited about. A future that Donald Trump will do anything, and say anything, to keep from happening, because if it does happen, that means he has been truly defeated.
Thus, the reason why he’s uttering such deliriously silly, and demonstrably slanderous things about VP Harris as they both compete for the Oval Office.
And did I forget to say that the latest battleground polls have VP Harris leading Convicted Felony Man by at least 4 points, and growing, along with a statistical dead heat here in North Carolina?!!
Oh yes, I’ve got my popcorn ready for when they debate on Sept. 10th, and I’m certain that she will mop the floor with Full of Felonies Man, in grand fashion.
Trump and his puppy dog, vice presidential-wannabe J.D. Vance, will no doubt be sore losers on November 5th. How do I know? Because they’re acting like sore, senseless losers now.
Don’t forget, Trump needs to win in November, or else he may go to prison on those 34 NY felony charges he was recently convicted of. My, my, no immunity from that one, King Criminal!!!
And by the way, this craziness about Trump garnering bigger crowds than even Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.’s 1963 March on Washington speech, so he must be pulling bigger crowds than Harris/Walz, is sheer madness.
And no Clown, the Harris campaign is not using artificial intelligence to boast crowd size pictures. They're using real intelligence to draw more people than your tired rallies ever could!
Now The New York Times is reporting that the foulmouthed felon is calling VP Harris the B-word in apparently not too private conversations behind the scenes. Then Trump tells Elon Musk, you know that other unstable rich guy, on "X Space" that she's "terrible," later adding in that same third-rate interview, that Harris is "beautiful like our great First Lady."
Is there a cure, even an effective medical treatment, for the kind of mental illness this guy is suffering from?
Lord knows what other nasty stuff Convicted Felon Man is going to spew out when the Democratic National Convention kicks off in Chicago August 19th.
And now, in a recent tweet, the Trump campaign is trying to scare white folks into believing that if VP Harris wins the presidency, their lily-white suburban neighborhoods will be overrun with tons of immigrant Black folks.
Gee, does that mean Losing-His-Mind-Man believes that Kamala is black after all?
So when you finally meet this loser on the debate stage next month, VP Harris, Ma’am, make him repeat all of this crap he’s been saying behind your back, to your face!
Then just look in the television camera with that patented, yet powerful megawatt smile of yours, and MAKE HIM PAY!!!
Give SNL comedienne Maya Rudolph something to work with when the show comes back this fall and she does her VP Harris routine.
I can’t wait, Kamala, I just can’t wait!
By the way, it’s been 43 years this week since I got off a Trailways Bus in Durham, NC from Brooklyn, NY to start my journalism career, get married, and have my two children. Thanks to everyone who has helped me along the way build a blessed life here in North Carolina. I’ll never forget you!
And no, you can’t send me back!
-30-
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDelete